Test results are in!

In a study already being heralded by many scientists as the most comprehensive of its kind, trout were shown to prefer the Death Pupa almost 5 to 1 over $.79 Taiwanese flies. Said one Henry's Fork rainbow, "They just taste better. When a Death Pupa drifts by, you know you're getting a complete meal, and not some processed soy burger." In the statistically significant sample, trout were asked to remain in their natural habitat and choose between garbage flies tied by some guy who's never seen a trout, and the meaty awesomeness that is the Death Pupa. Although the results speak for themselves, the creators feel that more in-depth testing is needed.